Captain Copilot
Powers: summarises at the speed of light, drafts with one eyebrow raised, always asks a good follow-up question.
Weakness: vague prompts.
Live · Channel 1 · In colour
Six short missions to master core Copilot skills — before Admiral Analogue drags the office back to the fax era.
Left: colour. Right: the Admiral, still broadcasting in monochrome.
VILLAIN ALERTAdmiral Analogue has been spotted photocopying the same memo 400 times. Threat level: Beige.
Six channels, six short missions. Push a button, learn a core skill, collect the badge. No aerial required.
Goal, context, source, expectations — the four-part prompt that gets results first time.
Work data vs the web, follow-up questions, and when to ask “show me your sources”.
Draft, rewrite, summarise — and rescue a 40-page report from the Admiral's Fog of Paperwork.
Ask questions of your data, add formula columns, chart it in seconds.
Turn a document into a deck; defuse the Admiral's 97-slide overhead-projector monstrosity.
Summarise threads, draft replies, catch up on meetings you heroically missed.
Powers: summarises at the speed of light, drafts with one eyebrow raised, always asks a good follow-up question.
Weakness: vague prompts.
Powers: carbon paper, the 400-page appendix, Reply All. Signature move: the Filing Cabinet Avalanche.
Weakness: a well-structured prompt.
Please adjust your set
Normal service will resume shortly — the Admiral has unplugged the aerial.
P100GADGET LABWED 24 SEP · 20:15
Three gadgets from the workshop. Small, sturdy, and they work on the first press.
Goal, context, source, expectations — bolt all four on and the first answer is usually the right one.
/Type / and pick the document — Copilot reads the real file instead of guessing what it says.
End with “as a table with columns for…” and messy notes snap into neat rows and columns.