Captain Copilot
Powers: summarises at the speed of light, drafts with one eyebrow raised, always asks a good follow-up question.
Weakness: vague prompts.
Six short missions to master core Copilot skills — before Admiral Analogue drags the office back to the fax era.
Can Captain Copilot survive the Filing Cabinet Avalanche?! See Mission 3!
Six missions · collect all six badges
Goal, context, source, expectations — the four-part prompt that gets results first time.
Work data vs the web, follow-up questions, and when to ask “show me your sources”.
Draft, rewrite, summarise — and rescue a 40-page report from the Admiral’s Fog of Paperwork.
Ask questions of your data, add formula columns, chart it in seconds.
Turn a document into a deck; defuse the Admiral’s 97-slide overhead-projector monstrosity.
Summarise threads, draft replies, catch up on meetings you heroically missed.
Villain files · two-page splash
Powers: summarises at the speed of light, drafts with one eyebrow raised, always asks a good follow-up question.
Weakness: vague prompts.
Powers: carbon paper, the 400-page appendix, Reply All. Signature move: the Filing Cabinet Avalanche.
Weakness: a well-structured prompt.
Back-page adverts · three gadgets no cadet should be without
Amazing!
Goal, context, source, expectations — say all four and Copilot rarely needs a second go.
Only 4 easy stepsNew!
Type / in the prompt box to point Copilot at the exact document you mean.
Works on any documentAstonishing!
“Put that in a table with columns for…” turns a wall of text into something you can actually scan.
Rows and columns includedLeaderboard · letters to the Captain
A note from the editor: you are currently ranked Prompt Cadet, with 2 of 6 missions complete and 340 points in the bank. Two badges down, four to go — the Admiral has noticed, and he is not pleased.
Finish Mission 3 to earn the Word Wrangler badge and we will print your name in the next issue. Probably in a speech bubble.
— The Editor